Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Ricky Martin is a Father!


Oh happy day. Latin pop diva, Ricky Martin, just became the father of two beautiful twin boys. If this is news to you, I'm sure you are thinking the same thing I first thought when I heard about it--since when is he able to get a lasting erection with women?! But I guess stranger things have happened...

However, everyone can sleep well knowing that the Puerto Rican heartthrob didn't have to bang any poor butch woman to conceive his children. He simply masturbated [to videos of gay manly man sex] and gave the contents left in the cup to a lovely surrogate. According to Ricky's reps, he now plans on spending the rest of the year taking care of his boys--it's not like he actually had a career to put on hold anyway.

Congrats to Ricky and his baby daddy.

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